okay? okay.

(Source: louweetomlinson)


(Source: naydoh)


ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

image

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute


wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

(Source: landorus)


operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”


cedrikaprovencher:

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient

(Source: landorus)


s-t-a-r-f-o-x:

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT


frerardfuck:

netflix doesn’t care if you showered or not

laughhard:

Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.

laughhard:

Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

image

I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.

theamericankid:

Who the hell trys to jump a rope like that…. I dont even know the logic behind the jump…. she didn’t even try to land on her feet

theamericankid:

Who the hell trys to jump a rope like that…. I dont even know the logic behind the jump…. she didn’t even try to land on her feet

(Source: facebook.com)

nerdsandgamersftw:

hopefully-happy:

but-the-universe-doesnt-agree:

nutmuffin00:

Greatest plot twist to Monster’s Inc.

oh my god you know what i just realized? all of the doors in monster’s inc. are “bigger on the inside”. so if any of the monsters went through this door they wouldn’t think anything of it. and the doctor would be standing there, smiling, waiting for them to say it, but of course it would make no difference to them.



YESSS

nerdsandgamersftw:

hopefully-happy:

but-the-universe-doesnt-agree:

nutmuffin00:

Greatest plot twist to Monster’s Inc.

oh my god you know what i just realized? all of the doors in monster’s inc. are “bigger on the inside”. so if any of the monsters went through this door they wouldn’t think anything of it. and the doctor would be standing there, smiling, waiting for them to say it, but of course it would make no difference to them.

cryingmanlytears:  I spent way more time on this than originally planned, but what can I say. I was having fun. I really enjoy drawing Toon-Tennant. Haha. I should just make him barge into a bunch of other fandoms. In fact, I might. See full size Here.

YESSS

(Source: petrichor1103)


figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

(Source: gooqueen)

howaboutdisney:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

veganbutt:

marion-draws:

We’re back
It’s time to dust off our super suits! Oh my goodness I really can’t wait for Incredibles 2! I’m so excited for it!

LOOK HOW BIG JACK-JACK IS

I may cry

i bet dash is hot as hell

howaboutdisney:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

veganbutt:

marion-draws:

We’re back

It’s time to dust off our super suits! Oh my goodness I really can’t wait for Incredibles 2! I’m so excited for it!

LOOK HOW BIG JACK-JACK IS

I may cry

i bet dash is hot as hell